Ever Had One of Lenny's Long Island Swirlies?

Ladies I'm Lenny here in Long Island looking for a woman who loves to give and get swirlies. Not just the lickety split variety, but long lasting sensational and satisfying swirlies. When it comes to anal love I'm the best there ever was! Don't believe me? Take me for a spin and you'll find this is no fanciful tale. 

I'm a lean clean machine, 28 years old, work in water works waste management for the city, will award extra points if you know who Ed Norton was. Hint: he was on a popular comedy show. Message LongIslandLenny Here.